All writers will tell you that getting your work published and into book format requires as much tenacity as a three year old learning to tie their laces.

There are threads to hold and loops to make and just when you think you’ve got it together, suddenly you’re all thumbs and you have to start again.

Dr Seuss survived 27 rejections before his work reached publication. Mine are adding up.

However, try as I might, I cannot give up on writing. So in order to maintain some semblance of normality in my artistic brain, I offer to you some of my work.

If you steal it and put your name on it and get it published I shall deem you a nasty person.  I will call you horrible names and carry on like a three year old. Then I will hunt you down and sue your arse off. Be warned!

Copyright: Fiona van Lochem